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Short Takes: Hearthstone Changes and Witcher 3 .. Blobs?

I wanted to write a blog post today but I don’t have anything particularly substantial to say. So instead, I will say two half-substantial things!

Hearthstone Harshes My Mellow

As you’ve probably heard by now if you care about such things, Hearthstone has announced some pretty significant changes. The game will introduce “Standard mode”, which will limit cards to the most recent expansions and looks poised to be the default competitive mode.

This is not an entirely new idea: I’m informed by friends who play Magic: the Gathering that this is already a well-established format in that game. The goal, I think, is to keep the meta lively and ostensibly make it easier for new people to compete without having to buy dozens of expansions first.

I’m sure this is an entirely practical solution from the serious, competitive perspective, but as someone who buys cards with in-game gold and not dollars, and plays very casually, this is bad news.

I’m perpetually behind by at least one expansion. Either I’m earning my 700 gold to unlock a wing (a task that can take me some time), or, like with the Goblins vs. Gnomes expansion, as I don’t buy packs I almost never add any of these new cards to my collection. I’m far too behind to ever engage in the new Standard play without dropping quite a few real dollars.

“So just play Wild mode, where all of your old cards are still eligible,” you might reasonably say. And that seems like a good solution on its face, but to quote someone who is much more wise about the game than I am, “Yeah, until you realize that a year or two from now it will be a cesspit of broken synergies which will make you pine for the halcyon days of Secret Paladin.”

My admittedly aging mech pally deck still does pretty okay for what I want out of ranked play (rank 15 – 19 makes me happy), but it will soon either be seriously outgunned in Wild mode or ineligible for Standard mode. Alas!

Azuriel makes another great point in his post: Blizzard just invalidated half of everyone’s card collection, and the general response is to applaud the decision! Man, while their PR is often terrible those guys are wizards at marketing.

Witcher 3 Forces Gross Decisions

My time with Witcher 3 continues slowly but firmly. I’m avoiding any of the notice board quests because what am I, made of time? However, I generally do the side quests that come with some of the more notable characters, such as Keira Metz and that Pellar guy with the prophetic goat.


I do enjoy how the game forces you to make difficult decisions where there is no obvious “good” option. Without giving away significant spoilers, I recently had to decide between helping an amorphous thorny blob with a creepy demon voice, or its enemy, a trio of child-eating witch-things who appeared to be made out of raw meat and bug parts.

Sadly I was not given the option to just say, “You know what, screw all y’alls. I’m getting a beer.” and then flounce off with my manly hair.

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    February 3, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    those guys are wizards at marketing

    I’ll say! Where is all the outrage about how this is clearly a greedy attempt to get everyone to buy each new set with real money while it’s relevant instead of having people slowly grind away at them over time without paying anything?

    It’s interesting that even though this is apparently copied from Magic: the Gathering, it also parallels Blizzard’s attitude in WoW to always push people towards the newest patch and encourage them to ignore all the old crap.
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      Jessica Cook
      February 5, 2016 at 11:47 am

      Right?! I am constantly boggled at what gets the serious business WoW crowd upset, and what passes by without comment.

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    February 4, 2016 at 1:39 am

    It is perfectly natural to want to associate with a prophetic goat, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

    This is the first I’ve heard about the Hearthstone changes, brb retrieving eyebrows from the ceiling…
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    February 4, 2016 at 7:26 am

    Everyone talks about the Bloody Baron when mentioning great quests in Witcher 3, but Witch vs. Blob was my personal favourite. Though I suppose they tied together, especially if you do them in the right order (which I didn’t).
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      Jessica Cook
      February 5, 2016 at 11:46 am

      You can do them in the wrong order?? Interesting! Did you just discover the tree blob and go from there? That’s actually pretty cool.

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